The way I see things is...

Through my imagination

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dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via my-tardis-sense-is-tingling)

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7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.

Lust:
Something that I find attractive.
Pride:
Something that I like about myself.
Sloth:
Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy:
Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony:
One of my favorite foods.
Wrath:
Something that gets me angry.
Greed:
Something I can’t get enough of.<p>PLEASE</p>

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Maria Hill and Clint Barton are like siblings. Maria will reprimand Clint for causing a Nerf war and then when he’s not looking she’ll shoot him in the back of the head. Maria will be stuck doing boring paperwork so Clint will cause a distraction that may or may not have to do with fireworks. Maria will pretend to be angry and then high five him when no one’s looking. When they team up they’re almost as deadly as Nat and Clint; but not quite.

Maria Hill and Clint Barton are like siblings. Maria will reprimand Clint for causing a Nerf war and then when he’s not looking she’ll shoot him in the back of the head. Maria will be stuck doing boring paperwork so Clint will cause a distraction that may or may not have to do with fireworks. Maria will pretend to be angry and then high five him when no one’s looking. When they team up they’re almost as deadly as Nat and Clint; but not quite.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

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crankybucky:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

(Source: comraderogers, via lieutenxntbitters)

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ATTENTION LGBTQ YOUTH IN TEXAS:

lezbian-chic:

Governor elections are coming up really soon.

Your main tickets are:

Tx. attorney general Greg Abbott (R)

Senator Wendy Davis (D)


Abbott is for “traditional values” AKA against gay rights.

Davis is all for LGBTQ rights.

IF WENDY DAVIS IS ELECTED TEXAS MAY FINALLY LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE BY NEXT YEAR.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS VOTE!!!!!


REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

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